Limericks

We're not going to finish the one we are on?

 

Along the road Sally did walk
Looking for a nice man she could stalk
But all that she found
Were men short and round
when propositioned would balk

 

Elmer Fudd hunted rabbits

 

Elmer Fudd hunted rabbits
That was just one of his bad habits

 

Elmer Fudd hunted rabbits
That was just one of his bad habits
Be vewy vewy quiet.

 

Elmer Fudd hunted rabbits
That was just one of his bad habits
Be vewy vewy quiet.
for a rabbit diet

 

Elmer Fudd hunted rabbits
That was just one of his bad habits
Be vewy vewy quiet.
for a rabbit diet
Elmer failed at trying to stab it.

 

There once was an aardvark named Moe

 

There once was an aardvark named Moe
Everyone said he was a regular Joe

 

There once was an aardvark named Moe
Everyone said he was a regular Joe
But he liked to eat ants

 

There once was an aardvark named Moe
Everyone said he was a regular Joe
But he liked to eat ants
As they often get in his pants

 

There once was an aardvark named Moe
Everyone said he was a regular Joe
But he liked to eat ants
As they often get in his pants
And he hates getting stung below

 

Nothing is better than a fox

 

Nothing is better than a fox
Unless you like bagels and lox

 

Nothing is better than a fox
Unless you like bagels and lox
With tomato and cream cheese
they are sure to please

 

Says who?

 

Nothing is better than a fox
Unless you like bagels and lox
With tomato and cream cheese
they are sure to please
Now put him back in his box!

 

Limericks are quite fun

 

Limericks are quite fun
Helps us be a creative one

 

Limericks are quite fun
Helps us be a creative one
We laugh and we giggle