Limericks

The train whistled by blowing steam
Like a spectacle out of a dream
It was such a fine sight
a penguin flying at night!

 

The train whistled by blowing steam
Like a spectacle out of a dream
It was such a fine sight
a penguin flying at night!
but the penguin woke up, just a dream.

Along the road Sally did walk

 

Along the road Sally did walk
Looking for a nice man she could stalk

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Along the road Sally did walk
Looking for a nice man she could stalk
But all that she found

 

Along the road Sally did walk
Looking for a nice man she could stalk
But all that she found
Were men short and round

 

Along the road Sally did walk
Looking for a nice man she could stalk
But all that she found
was a nickel on the ground

 

I like yours better!

 

@Erik Redd now you start the next one.

 

We're not going to finish the one we are on?

 

Along the road Sally did walk
Looking for a nice man she could stalk
But all that she found
Were men short and round
when propositioned would balk

 

Elmer Fudd hunted rabbits

 

Elmer Fudd hunted rabbits
That was just one of his bad habits

 

Elmer Fudd hunted rabbits
That was just one of his bad habits
Be vewy vewy quiet.

 

Elmer Fudd hunted rabbits
That was just one of his bad habits
Be vewy vewy quiet.
for a rabbit diet

 

Elmer Fudd hunted rabbits
That was just one of his bad habits
Be vewy vewy quiet.
for a rabbit diet
Elmer failed at trying to stab it.

 

There once was an aardvark named Moe

 

There once was an aardvark named Moe
Everyone said he was a regular Joe

 

There once was an aardvark named Moe
Everyone said he was a regular Joe
But he liked to eat ants

 

There once was an aardvark named Moe
Everyone said he was a regular Joe
But he liked to eat ants
As they often get in his pants