Limericks

Limericks are quite fun
Helps us be a creative one
We laugh and we giggle
We squirm and we squiggle
And then we are finally all done(with this one)

 

It's great there are many shaving brands

 

It's great there are many shaving brands
which come from several other lands

 

It's great there are many shaving brands
which come from several other lands
Lots of soaps we gather

 

It's great there are many shaving brands
which come from several other lands
Lots of soaps we gather
For whipping up lather

 

Pardon the interruption, but shouldn’t it be “wabbit” rather than “rabbit“?

 

I agwee, but I didn’t wite that wine.

 

It's great there are many shaving brands
which come from several other lands
Lots of soaps we gather
For whipping up lather
Though Williams has unusual demands.

 

Joe loved to dance and drink beer

 

Joe loved to dance and drink beer
He was the sultan of cheer
But try as he might

 

Joe loved to dance and drink beer
He was the sultan of cheer
But try as he might
Till late in the night

 

Joe loved to dance and drink beer
He was the sultan of cheer
But try as he might
Till late in the night
He couldn't help shedding a tear

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There once was a fat guy named Santa

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There once was a fat guy named Santa
Stuck in the airport in Atlanta

 

There once was a fat guy named Santa
Stuck in the airport in Atlanta
Six hours in the bar

 

There once was a fat guy named Santa
Stuck in the airport in Atlanta
Six hours in the bar
And three martinis too far

 

There once was a fat guy named Santa
Stuck in the airport in Atlanta
Six hours in the bar
And three martinis too far
and he ran off with a tart named Danna.

 

There once was an armadillo named Bill

 

There once was an armadillo named Bill
Who slipped and fell down a hill

 

Joe loved to dance and drink beer
But he wouldn't do it while walking the pier