Limericks

There once was an armadillo named Bill
Who slipped and fell down a hill
He rolled up like a ball

 

Maybe Paul likes to drink beer too

 

There once was an armadillo named Bill
Who slipped and fell down a hill
He rolled up like a ball
Strained his abdominal wall
Then the buzzards swooped down for the kill.
Poor Bill.

 

Pingu thought he was a poet

 

Pingu thought he was a poet
But at the reading he did blow it

 

Pingu thought he was a poet
But at the reading he did blow it
He messed up his sonnet

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Pingu thought he was a poet
But at the reading he did blow it
He messed up his sonnet
He just couldn't get on it

 

Pingu thought he was a poet
But at the reading he did blow it
He messed up his sonnet
He just couldn't get on it
And hopes that his mother won't know it.

 

Pelicans like to eat fish

 

Pelicans like to eat fish
Herring makes a tasty dish

 

Pelicans like to eat fish
Herring makes a tasty dish
A minnow appetizer

 

The only one I can think off is dirty. I learned it in elementary school. It starts- There once was a young man from Trent...

 

Oh, I got one...

Here lies Lester Moore
Killed by 4 shots from a .44
No less, No more

 

I don't know if this qualifies as a limerick, but does anyone know- Why is the Fire Engine Red?

 

Pelicans like to eat fish
Herring makes a tasty dish
A minnow appetizer
will surely downsize her

 

Pelicans like to eat fish
Herring makes a tasty dish
A minnow appetizer
will surely downsize her
With flavor absolutely delish

 

There was an old chap from New Brunswick

 

There was an old chap from New Brunswick
And Vladimir his sidekick
together they would roam

 

There was an old chap from New Brunswick
And Vladimir his sidekick
together they would roam
Anywhere they’d call ‘home’

 

There was an old chap from New Brunswick
And Vladimir his sidekick
together they would roam
Anywhere they’d call ‘home’
Until jailed as a bolshevik