Limericks

Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by wristwatchb, Nov 23, 2017.

  1. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Old Toby was a preacher
     
  2. capsfanx

    capsfanx Well-Known Member

    Who tried to be a teacher


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  3. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Old Toby was a preacher
    Who tried to be a teacher
    Drivers Ed was the course
     
  4. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Old Toby was a preacher
    Who tried to be a teacher
    Drivers Ed was the course
    Which he gave in Old Norse
     
  5. SharptoothC

    SharptoothC I bite..........

    Old Toby was a preacher
    Who tried to be a teacher
    Drivers Ed was the course
    Which he gave in Old Norse
    Whilst sitting atop the school bleachers.

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  6. SharptoothC

    SharptoothC I bite..........

    Old Gerald signed up for a race

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  7. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Old Gerald signed up for a race
    even though his knee was in a brace
     
  8. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Old Gerald signed up for a race
    even though his knee was in a brace
    He stumbled and fell
     
  9. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Doubling down.. (If @Jayaruh can do it, then so can I.)

    Old Toby was a preacher
    Who tried to be a teacher
    Drivers Ed was the course
    Which he gave in Old Norse
    His student: a Viking berserker.
     
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  10. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Old Gerald signed up for a race
    even though his knee was in a brace
    He stumbled and fell
    how his knee did swell
     
  11. BaylorGator

    BaylorGator MISTER Fancypants

    Old Gerald signed up for a race
    even though his knee was in a brace
    He stumbled and fell
    how his knee did swell
    It’s a good thing that he was an ace.

    The football team strut on the field
     
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  12. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    The football team strut on the field
    hoping to make the other team yield
     
  13. BaylorGator

    BaylorGator MISTER Fancypants

    The football team strut on the field
    hoping to make the other team yield
    The cheerleaders cheered
     
  14. PLAla

    PLAla Bit Shy of a Full Puck

    The football team strut on the field
    hoping to make the other team yield
    The cheerleaders cheered
    The surly fans jeered
     
  15. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    There was a straight razor shave named Buck
    Who was constantly pushing his luck
    He shaved without stropping
    Then sliced without stopping
    Then, angry, drove off in his truck
     
  16. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    When sports announcers sound really bad
     
  17. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    The football team strut on the field
    hoping to make the other team yield
    The cheerleaders cheered
    The surly fans jeered
    As the replay allowed the appeal.
     
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  18. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    The playoffs are up in the air
     
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  19. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    The playoffs are up in the air
    Not watching Sports, I just don't care
     
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  20. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    The playoffs are up in the air
    Not watching Sports, I just don't care
    I won't miss my Soaps
    Though I miss Ryan's Hope
     

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