Limericks

I went for a walk in the park
But unfortunately went in the dark
My wallet was taken
And confidence forsaken

 

There was a disco band called ABBA
Who were summoned for a mission with NASA
I love many of ABBA's songs

 

I went for a walk in the park
But unfortunately went in the dark
My wallet was taken
And confidence forsaken
I should never dark park walk on a lark

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There was an old chap from Kentucky

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I was clever.....I still listen to their songs

 

There was an old chap from Kentucky
Who is as born forever unlucky

 

I have to jump in.....In Massachusetts, that'd be "I should neva dak pak walk on a lak."

 

There was an old chap from Kentucky
Who was born forever unlucky
He went to the races

 

There was an old chap from Kentucky
Who was born forever unlucky
He went to the races
All his guesses were aces

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There was an old chap from Kentucky
Who was born forever unlucky
He went to the races
All his guesses were aces
He beams, "Betting horses is just ducky!"

 

Mildred was a miserable mess

 

Mildred was a miserable mess
And Mildred herself would confess

 

Mildred was a miserable mess
And Mildred herself would confess
That her misery was due

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Mildred was a miserable mess
And Mildred herself would confess
That her misery was due
to contracting the flu

 

Mildred was a miserable mess
And Mildred herself would confess
That her misery was due
To contracting the flu
While being in states of undress

 

While being in states of undress
can invite many a caress

 

While being in states of undress
can invite many a caress
Cold weather brings goose bumps

 

While being in states of undress
can invite many a caress
Cold weather brings goose bumps
Those unsightly skin lumps

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While being in states of undress
can invite many a caress
Cold weather brings goose bumps
Those unsightly skin lumps
Like speed bumps but fun I confess


Joshua had a cat that would scratch

 

Joshua had a cat that would scratch
it got mailed in an overnight dispatch