Limericks

The polar bear sat out on the ice
Snacking on penguins and mice

 

The polar bear sat out on the ice
Snacking on penguins and mice
And also a seal

 

The polar bear sat out on the ice
Snacking on penguins and mice
And also a seal
For a Christmas Eve meal

 

You're all gonna be in trouble with PenguClaus.

 

The polar bear sat out on the ice
Snacking on penguins and mice
And also a seal
For a Christmas Eve meal
With a side of penguin fried rice.


When the PenguClaus crashed on that ice,
The polar bear thought it was nice
A new meal to see
Delivered for free
With reindeer replacing the mice.

With the PenguClaus eaten, I fear

 

double banned for life and the after-life.

 

With the PenguClaus eaten, I fear
it doesn’t bode well for the year

 

With the PenguClaus eaten, I fear
it doesn’t bode well for the year
What shall we do?

 

With the PenguClaus eaten, I fear
it doesn’t bode well for the year
What shall we do?
Save a penguin or two
So @richgem will be of good cheer.


There once was a chicken named Jane

 

There once was a chicken named Jane
Who fancied herself a crane

 

There once was a chicken named Jane
Who fancied herself a crane
She stood on one leg

 

There once was a chicken named Jane
Who fancied herself a crane
She stood on one leg
at a meeting in The Hague

 

There once was a chicken named Jane
Who fancied herself a crane
She stood on one leg
at a meeting in The Hague
and became part of the Dutch food chain

 

The chef special was roast rabbit

 

The chef special was roast rabbit
To break the bear's bad penguin habit

 

The chef special was roast rabbit
To break the bear's bad penguin habit
The bear came unglued
There was a hare in his food

 

The chef special was roast rabbit
To break the bear's bad penguin habit
The bear came unglued
There was a hare in his food
This new haute cuisine made him rabid.


Someone else start the next one...

 

Someone else start the next one.
I guess I'll start it for fun.

 

Someone else start the next one
I guess I'll start it for fun
She beat everyone to it

 

Someone else start the next one.
I guess I'll start it for fun.
And I can't wait 'till it's done.