Limericks

Someone else start the next one
I guess I'll start it for fun
She beat everyone to it
And surely she knew it

 

Someone else start the next one
I guess I'll start it for fun
She beat everyone to it
And surely she knew it
She wasn't to be outdone

 

Old Sam hated his job

 

Old Sam hated his job
everyday he'd dress like a slob

 

Old Sam hated his job
everyday he'd dress like a slob
In his dirtiest pants

 

Old Sam hated his job
everyday he'd dress like a slob
In his dirtiest pants
He'd deliver his rants

 

Old Sam hated his job
everyday he'd dress like a slob
In his dirtiest pants
He'd deliver his rants
until they replaced him with Bob.

 

Once upon a midnight dreary

 

Once upon a midnight dreary
I received an avian query

 

Once upon a midnight dreary
I received an avian query
He knocked on my door

 

Once upon a midnight dreary
I received an avian query
He knocked on my door
So I gave him "what for"

 

Once upon a midnight dreary
I received an avian query
He knocked on my door
So I gave him "what for"
He pecked me till I was bleary.

 

All beans are musical fruit

 

All beans are musical fruit
But not music you get from a lute

 

All beans are musical fruit
But not music you get from a lute
So eat them with care

 

All beans are musical fruit
But not music you get from a lute
So eat them with care
And you’d better beware

 

All beans are musical fruit
But not music you get from a lute
So eat them with care
And you’d better beware
Who's listening when you start to toot

 

The shavers were nestled all snug in their beds

 

The shavers were nestled all snug in their beds
With smooth shaven faces and some with shaved heads

 

The shavers were nestled all snug in their beds
With smooth shaven faces and some with shaved heads
With @BaylorGator smelling of Veg and @John Beeman like Brut
And @wristwatchb grinding his own Maca root