Elmer rocked a brand new do So few hairs made it through His inch thick pomade And bold little braid It doubled as a hard hat too.
The drivers are all full of Christmas cheer but not anywhere around here They honk and shake their fists
The drivers are all full of Christmas cheer but not anywhere around here They honk and shake their fists looking at shopping lists
The drivers are all full of Christmas cheer but not anywhere around here They honk and shake their fists looking at shopping lists and don't slow down for reindeer
Tis the season to be merry But don't eat the holly berries Your tum tum will hurt Instead have dessert!
Tis the season to be merry But don't eat the holly berries Your tum tum will hurt Instead have dessert Your favorite ice cream with a cherry
It’s snowing here on the East coast and I really don't like to boast But I'm warm and dry Bread and milk I did buy
It’s snowing here on the East coast and I really don't like to boast But I'm warm and dry Bread and milk I did buy And so I'll make some french toast.
