It happened during family game night Aunt Mabel gave us quite a fright She let out a wail Doffed her hat, a pail
It happened during family game night Aunt Mabel gave us quite a fright She let out a wail Doffed her hat, a pail And performed an impromptu bullfight
Joe attempted to climb the Matterhorn But his knees were a tad bit shopworn He slid down on his rear While shedding a tear
Buck's leisure suit set him apart It made Don Cherry's jackets look smart Polyester lime green Wide lapels velveteen
Buck's leisure suit set him apart It made Don Cherry's jackets look smart Polyester lime green Wide lapels velveteen But couldn't be worn for his shift at Walmart
Some birds wear a tuxedo thinking it helps their libido but much to others' chagrin they don't need any helpin'
Some birds wear a tuxedo thinking it helps their libido but much to others' chagrin they don't need any helpin' Else they'd be extinct as the Dodo
Old Sam liked warm weather he wore nothing but a feather The people would gawk as he strutted like an auk
Old Sam liked warm weather he wore nothing but a feather The people would gawk as he strutted like an auk it was fastened to a thong made of leather
