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Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by wristwatchb, Nov 23, 2017.

  1. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    What the heck is a milkshake duck?!
     
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  2. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    A penguin is a milkshake duck
    If he were taller, he'd drive a truck.
     
  3. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    A penguin is a milkshake duck
    If he were taller, he'd drive a truck.
    Chocolate or vanilla
     
  4. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

  5. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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  6. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    A penguin is a milkshake duck
    If he were taller, he'd drive a truck.
    Chocolate or vanilla
    He ate like Godzilla
    Women think he's a shmuck

    :D
     
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  7. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    The fox expects a payback
     
  8. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    The fox expects a payback
    He won't be gettin' no hollaback
     
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  9. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    The fox expects a payback
    He won't be gettin' no hollaback
    He's cunning and crafty
    But his enemies are nasty
     
  10. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Double down:

    The fox expects a payback
    He won't be gettin' no hollaback
    He's cunning and crafty
    But his enemies are nasty
    And that's just that, Jack.
     
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  11. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Penguin soup is a tasty treat
    But it's bad for you to eat such meat
     
  12. americanshamrock

    americanshamrock Let's Make a Deal!

    Moderator
    Penguin soup is a tasty treat
    But it's bad for you to eat such meat
    Its greasy and tough
     
  13. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Penguin soup is a tasty treat
    But it's bad for you to eat such meat
    Its greasy and tough
    But seals can't get enough
     
  14. americanshamrock

    americanshamrock Let's Make a Deal!

    Moderator
    Penguin soup is a tasty treat
    But it's bad for you to eat such meat
    Its greasy and tough
    But seals can't get enough
    It can make any meal complete
     
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  15. americanshamrock

    americanshamrock Let's Make a Deal!

    Moderator
    Consider the case on the insane Czar
     
  16. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Consider the case on the insane Czar
    Worse than Ivan the Terrible by far
     
  17. HolyRollah

    HolyRollah BaconLord

    Consider the case on the insane Czar
    Worse than Ivan the Terrible by far
    The peasants would complain
     
  18. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Consider the case on the insane Czar
    Worse than Ivan the Terrible by far
    The peasants would complain
    So, their blood he would drain.
     
  19. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Consider the case on the insane Czar
    Worse than Ivan the Terrible by far
    The peasants would complain
    So, their blood he would drain.
    Oh woe for the Realm of Cheddar!
     
  20. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Rap! went the little gavel of wood
     

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