Limericks

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  1. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    I often say, "Let's make a Deal!"
    Sometimes followed by "That's a Steal!"
     
  2. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    I often say, "Let's make a Deal!"
    Sometimes followed by "That's a Steal!"
    Trade for Door Number Two?
     
  3. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    I often say, "Let's make a Deal!"
    Sometimes followed by "That's a Steal!"
    Trade for Door Number Two?
    Are you sure you want to?
     
  4. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Who told you to eat it all? :angry019:
     
  5. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    "Geronimo" yelled Stan as he jumped
    All his life he'd been a real chump
     
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  6. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    "Geronimo" yelled Stan as he jumped
    All his life he'd been a real chump
    We thought he would die
    Going splat from on high
     
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  7. americanshamrock

    americanshamrock Let's Make a Deal!

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    Tex rode the ol' bronco outta the pen
    Eyes wide open, mind in a state of zen
     
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  8. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Tex rode the ol' bronco outta the pen
    Eyes wide open, mind in a state of zen
    But he was no Buddha
     
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  9. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    Tex rode the ol' bronco outta the pen
    Eyes wide open, mind in a state of zen
    But he was no Buddha
    No chill like @Yehuda D
     
  10. americanshamrock

    americanshamrock Let's Make a Deal!

    Moderator
    The bronc spun 'round and threw ol' Tex
    One of those things that always will vex
     
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  11. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    The bronc spun 'round and threw ol' Tex
    One of those things that always will vex
    AFLAC sent out the duck
     
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  12. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    The bronc spun 'round and threw ol' Tex
    One of those things that always will vex
    AFLAC sent out the duck
    But that night was potluck
    They were all busy sorting his effects.
     
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  13. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    A recent question has vexed the nation
     
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  14. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    A recent question has vexed the nation
    Why are manpris now a style sensation?
    Too short yet too long
     
  15. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    A recent question has vexed the nation
    Why are manpris now a style sensation?
    Too short yet too long
    The whole things just wrong
     
  16. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    A recent question has vexed the nation
    Why are manpris now a style sensation?
    Too short yet too long
    The whole thing's just wrong.
    Clear proof of moral disintegration!
     
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  17. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Some days you're the windshield, and some the bug.
     
  18. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Some days you're the windshield, and some the bug.
    You can't sweep real life under the rug.
    The rug gets too lumpy
     
  19. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Some days you're the windshield, and some the bug.
    You can't sweep real life under the rug.
    The rug gets too lumpy
    The bug gets too jumpy
     
  20. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    (Should anyone get Inspired, Neal has requested a themed limerick HERE.)
     
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