Limericks

Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by wristwatchb, Nov 23, 2017.

  1. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    And NOW you can start the next...
    By adding the next line of text
     
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  2. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

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    I write from the heart
     
  3. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    And NOW you can start the next...
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    I write from the heart
    Despite the poor start
     
  4. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    And NOW you can start the next...
    By adding the next line of text
    I write from the heart
    Despite the poor start
    Striking keys with chicken-like pecks
     
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  5. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Into my shave den to stare at the choices
     
  6. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    To my shave den to stare at the choices
    My razors all seem to have voices
     
  7. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    Into my shave den to stare at the choices
    My razors all seem to have voices
    My brushes do too
     
  8. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Into my shave den to stare at the choices
    My razors all seem to have voices
    My brushes do too
    While sitting on the loo
     
  9. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    Into my shave den to stare at the choices
    My razors all seem to have voices
    My brushes do too
    While sitting on the loo
    I listen to the chosen ones rejoices


    My once brown shoes have seen better days
     
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  10. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    My once brown shoes have seen better days
    The leather's all scuffed to shades of greys
     
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  11. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    My once brown shoes have seen better days
    The leather's all scuffed to shades of greys
    Not fit for Disco
    Not even in 'Cisco
     
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  12. BaylorGator

    BaylorGator MISTER Fancypants

    My once brown shoes have seen better days
    The leather's all scuffed to shades of greys
    Not fit for Disco
    Not even in 'Cisco
    But they’re good for the next bell bottom craze

    The cookie revolution’s not over
     
  13. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    The cookie revolution’s not over.
    All bakers rise up and takeover!
    The shavers will see
     
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  14. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    The cookie revolution’s not over.
    All bakers rise up and takeover!
    The shavers will see
    They're vegan and gluten free
     
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  15. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    The cookie revolution’s not over.
    All bakers rise up and takeover!
    The shavers will see
    They're vegan and gluten free
    And you can always feed them to Rover
     
  16. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Foxes love to eat chickens
     
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  17. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    Foxes love to eat chickens.
    In the barnyard they're easy pickins.
    Well, except for the wise ol' Rooster

     
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  18. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    Foxes love to eat chickens.
    In the barnyard they're easy pickins.
    Well, except for the wise ol' Rooster
    Who was raised a bit south of Worcester
     
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  19. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Foxes love to eat chickens.
    In the barnyard they're easy pickins.
    Well, except for the wise ol' Rooster
    Who was raised a bit south of Worcester
    And can kick foxes skyward like the dickens.
     
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  20. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Chickens and turkeys are not very smart
     

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