There was a young man who honed a blade While his young wife was on a tirade The blade slipped off the stone And cut to the bone
There was a young man who honed a blade While his young wife was on a tirade The blade slipped off the stone And cut to the bone Suddenly; the tirade was delayed
Twas the night before the night before Christmas The chief elf was stranded out on an isthmus The bus was too slow
Twas the night before the night before Christmas The chief elf was stranded out on an isthmus The bus was too slow The sled was on tow
Twas the night before the night before Christmas The chief elf was stranded out on an isthmus The bus was too slow The sled was on tow Getting folks late to church, so they miss Mass. The Wizard of Oz is a fraud.
The Wizard of Oz is a fraud. Though his tricks, the Munchkins applaud From behind a curtain Toto made certain
The Wizard of Oz is a fraud. Though his tricks, the Munchkins applaud From behind a curtain Toto made certain To unmask the incompetent clod. Just follow the Yellow Brick Road
Just follow the Yellow Brick Road A million wonders you will behold: A cowardly kitty Monkeys, itty-bitty
Just follow the Yellow Brick Road A million wonders you will behold: A cowardly kitty Monkeys, itty-bitty And a witch who melts when she gets wet and cold. It's not a bird, not a plane, but a monkey that flies!
Just follow the Yellow Brick Road A million wonders you will behold: A cowardly kitty Monkeys, itty-bitty And a wizard that's mustachioed
It's not a bird, not a plane, but a monkey that flies! Unlike a penguin, it reaches the skies A most malevolent flight
It's not a bird, not a plane, but a monkey that flies! Unlike a penguin, it reaches the skies A most malevolent flight On a dark, moonless night
