Limericks

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  1. barbersurgeon

    barbersurgeon Well-Known Member

    Opon a gloomy day, overcome with malaise
    I settled my bones in a chaise
     
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  2. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    It's not a bird, not a plane, but a monkeythat flies!
    Unlike a penguin, it reaches the skies
    A most malevolent flight
    On a dark, moonless night
    It swoops and screeches blood-curdling cries

    Opon a gloomy day, overcome with malaise
    I settled my bones in a chaise
    Burning up with fever
     
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  3. BaylorGator

    BaylorGator MISTER Fancypants

    Upon a gloomy day, overcome with malaise
    I settled my bones in a chaise
    Burning up with fever
    And besieged by tunes from Justin Bieber
     
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  4. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Upon a gloomy day, overcome with malaise
    I settled my bones in a chaise
    Burning up with fever
    And besieged by tunes from Justin Bieber
    I broiled the "Nevermore" raven with some bouillabaise.
     
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  5. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    One night at The Rocky Horror Picture Show
     
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  6. BaylorGator

    BaylorGator MISTER Fancypants

    One night at The Rocky Horror Picture Show
    This guy got some toast in his Fro
     
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  7. barbersurgeon

    barbersurgeon Well-Known Member

    One night at The Rocky Horror Picture Show
    When Brad and Janet’s car would not go
     
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  8. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    One night at The Rocky Horror PictureShow
    This guy got some toast in his Fro
    He laddered his stockings



    One night at The Rocky Horror Picture Show
    When Brad and Janet’s car would not go
    They called for a cab
     
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  9. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    Great! A bifurcated multi-universe simultaneous limerick equation!
     
  10. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    I was spoilt for choice or just plain greedy :eatdrink020:
     
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  11. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    One night at The Rocky Horror PictureShow
    This guy got some toast in his Fro
    He laddered his stockings
    Spilled Coke on his frockings



    One night at The Rocky Horror Picture Show
    When Brad and Janet’s car would not go
    They called for a cab
    At Frank N. Furter's lab
     
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  12. SharptoothC

    SharptoothC I bite..........

    One night at The Rocky Horror PictureShow
    This guy got some toast in his Fro
    He laddered his stockings
    Spilled Coke on his frockings
    And fell victim to Tim Curry's mocking.

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  13. SharptoothC

    SharptoothC I bite..........

    One night at The Rocky Horror Picture Show
    When Brad and Janet’s car would not go
    They called for a cab
    At Frank N. Furter's lab
    The Oscar Meyer truck came: they said no.


    Twas the night before Christmas and all through the den

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  14. wchnu

    wchnu Duck Season!

    Twas the night before Christmas and all through the den
    Not a soul was stiring..it was quite again
     
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  15. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Twas the night before Christmas and all through the den
    Not a soul was stirring ... it was quiet again
    The shave soaps were stacked
     
  16. wchnu

    wchnu Duck Season!

    Twas the night before Christmas and all through the den
    Not a soul was stirring ... it was quiet again
    The shave soaps were stacked
    And the razors were racked
     
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  17. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Twas the night before Christmas and all through the den
    Not a soul was stirring ... it was quiet again
    The shave soaps were stacked
    And the razors were racked
    Waiting for morning to glide ‘cross my chin.
     
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  18. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    On a cold Christmas morning I awoke with a start
     
  19. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    On a cold Christmas morning I awoke with a start
    There was snow on the ground and joy in my heart
     
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  20. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    On a cold Christmas morning I awoke with a start
    There was snow on the ground and joy in my heart
    A robin was tweeting
     

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