My doctor says I need more exercise He looks pretty dumb but I'm told he's wise I'd rather sit on my duff and watch TV Just like Onslow on the BBC
My doctor says I need more exercise He looks pretty dumb but I'm told he's wise I'd rather sit on my duff and watch TV Just like Onslow on the BBC But the doc want me to racewalk as fast as flies (flys?)
I'm slowly adding to my bathroom shave den As I buy all the gear for which I have a yen But to save a dollar or two
I'm slowly adding to my bathroom shave den As I buy all the gear for which I have a yen But to save a dollar or two I've been using canned goo
I'm slowly adding to my bathroom shaveden As I buy all the gear for which I have a yen But to save a dollar or two I've been using canned goo And buy bits and bobs now and then My wallet is growing much thinner
My wallet is growing much thinner And now I eat ramen for dinner For breakfast and lunch I eat noodles by the bunch
My wallet is growing much thinner And now I eat ramen for dinner For breakfast and lunch I eat noodles by the bunch But my shave den looks like a winner The Cobra Classic's an elusive beast
The Cobra Classic's an elusive beast My favourite razor to say the least It will bite if you lazy Or leave you smooth as crazy
The Cobra Classic's an elusive beast My favourite razor to say the least It will bite if you're lazy Or leave you smooth as crazy A pity production has ceased...
The Gillette Toggle was a marketing ploy Whereas the Fat Boy is a true shaving joy So twist on the dial
The Gillette Toggle was a marketing ploy Whereas the Fat Boy is a true shaving joy So twist on the dial Shave smooth with a smile
The Gillette Toggle was a marketing ploy Whereas the Fat Boy is a true shaving joy So twist on the dial Shave smooth with a smile A Toggle can't hold a candle to the 'Boy An SE or DE? I mix and match
