My razor is a century old today I do love vintage stuff, I must say The blade though is new With four spots of glue
My razor is a century old today I do love vintage stuff, I must say The blade though is new With four spots of glue It's attached well and ready to flay. I'm about to go shave my head Sent from my Pixel 2 using Tapatalk
I'm about to go shave my head It must be because my brain is dead I'll have a shiny bald pate That will make my wife irate
I'm about to go shave my head It must be because my brain is dead I'll have a shiny bald pate That will make my wife irate But it's so smooth I'll slide off the bed. There once was an aardvark named Mel
There once was an aardvark named Mel Many stories about the man I can tell In Dutch he's an "earth pig"
There once was an aardvark named Mel Many stories about the man I can tell In Dutch he's an "earth pig" He's a bit of a prig
There once was an aardvark named Mel Many stories about the man I can tell In Dutch he's an "earth pig" He's a bit of a prig With an amazingly keen sense of smell
My dinner last night was quite filling After several hours of grilling I noshed on some meat Still fresh from the heat
My dinner last night was quite filling After several hours of grilling I noshed on some meat Still fresh from the heat Today my stomach pain is killing
My dinner tonite will be soup I made enough for a big group But my friend bert Doesn't want snert* *a term for Dutch pea soup that also means snot.
My dinner tonite will be soup I made enough for a big group But my friend Bert Doesn't want snert* hij houdt van wafels en siroop Hope that's close @richgem
