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Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by wristwatchb, Nov 23, 2017.

  1. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Nice!
     
  2. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Points for the rhyme. But i had to check that one pending review by an actual dutch speaker. But google says that siroop is medicinal, ex. Cough syrup. Stroop is the syrup you put on food to make it zoet en lekker (sweet and tasty).
     
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  3. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    I never said Bert had good taste, or sense for that matter.
     
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  4. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    I'm just glad someone else finished that one.

    My mind was going in a completely different direction with snot pea soup and a digestive activity that rhymes with soup and group (and why Bert didn't want any).
     
  5. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    My Dutch is not very good.
    It’s hard to be understood
     
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  6. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    An excellent point. :)
     
  7. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    My Dutch is not very good.
    It’s hard to be understood
    Ik ben een beetje crazy
    Mijn spreken is te lazy
     
    Last edited: Jan 6, 2018
  8. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    My Dutch is not very good.
    It’s hard to be understood
    Ik ben een beetje crazy
    Mijn spreken is te lazy
    And I drink more Jenever than I should.
     
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  9. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    There once was a penguin in Aruba.
     
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  10. americanshamrock

    americanshamrock Let's Make a Deal!

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    There once was a penguin in Aruba
    Who would oompah just like a tuba
     
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  11. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    There once was a penguin in Aruba
    Who would oompah just like a tuba
    He could bark like a dog
     
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  12. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    There once was a penguin in Aruba
    Who would oompah just like a tuba
    He could bark like a dog
    Almost squeal like a hog
    Accomplished via natural SCUBA
     
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  13. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Queen Hilda had a nasty disposition
     
  14. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Queen Hilda had a nasty disposition
    But had remarkable intuition
     
  15. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    Queen Hilda had a nasty disposition
    But had remarkable intuition
    One day, on a whim
     
  16. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Queen Hilda had a nasty disposition
    But had remarkable intuition
    One day, on a whim
    She learned how to swim
    Without asking any permission.
     
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  17. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    There was a young lady called Sara - S
    The start of a rhyme she failed to express
    I could no longer wait
    So I took the bait
    But my last line failed to impress
     
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  18. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    Impatience is one of my failings
     
  19. ColtJustice

    ColtJustice Well-Known Member

    There once was a man from Nantucket... no, gotta keep it family friendly.
    How about Hickory Dickory Dock... No, that won't work either.
    I'm at a loss. :p
     
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  20. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    Impatience is one of my failings
    I often go off the railings
     

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