Impatience is one of my failings I often go off the railings When things move too slow I can't let it go If I do, I have only smooth sailings. There’s snow salt all over my boots
There’s snow salt all over my boots While a nearby owl vigorously hoots He hoots “It’s too cold!” The ice has us in a stranglehold
There’s snow salt all over my boots While a nearby owl vigorously hoots He hoots “It’s too cold!” The ice has us in a stranglehold We should all invest in snowsuits
Many people claim that the river knows But now it is solid froze There's snow on the banks Too cold for us Yanks And I've lost all feeling in my toes. The roads here are starting to ice.
The roads here are starting to ice. Causing multi-car pile ups in a trice. Makes me love heated seats They really are treats
The roads here are starting to ice. Causing multi-car pile ups in a trice. Makes me love heated seats They really are treats Tho' fitting skis to my car might be nice A heatwave is a distant memory
A heatwave is a distant memory As I gaze at icicles all glimmery My toes are frostbit The fires are all lit
A heatwave is a distant memory As I gaze at icicles all glimmery My toes are frostbit The fires are all lit Hot tea is complementary
