The weather is warm in the south So watch for the basking cottonmouth It bites on the bum So drink lots of rum
The weather is warm in the south So watch for the basking cottonmouth It bites on the bum So drink lots of rum And kick that fish towards the goalmouth No fish were hurt in that last rhyme
No fish were hurt in that last rhyme Because the goalies saved them in time Tonite there is a fish fry
No fish were hurt in that last rhyme Because the goalies saved them in time Tonite there is a fish fry Battered Cod I’m going to try
No fish were hurt in that last rhyme Because the goalies saved them in time Tonite there is a fish fry Battered Cod I’m going to try Accompanied by a Corona with lime.
No fish were hurt in that last rhyme Because the goalies saved them in time Tonite there is a fish fry Battered Cod I’m going to try With malt vinegar and lime Sorry, too late
@Screwtape didn't start another line In his absence we'll carry on fine We have inventive minds And time to sit on our behinds
@Screwtape didn't start another line In his absence we'll carry on fine We have inventive minds And time to sit on our behinds And muse while we're drinking some wine. A lion is guarding my door
A lion is guarding my door With a loud and fierce roar But the robber of the house All he needs is a mouse
A lion is guarding my door With a loud and fierce roar But the robber of the house All he needs is a mouse -- Oops! My hallway is flooded with gore. Elephants, not lions, are afraid of mice
Elephants, not lions, are afraid of mice Penguins never stop to think twice While foxes think they're sly
Elephants, not lions, are afraid of mice Penguins never stop to think twice While foxes think they're sly A mouse can make them cry If they are seasoned with too much spice
