A lone sock laid on the floor As a decoy to attract more But they hid in the dryer And one in the frier
A lone sock laid on the floor As a decoy to attract more But they hid in the dryer And one in the frier While the corn dogs hung out in his drawer. A mechanic is just what you need
mechanic is just what you need When your motor is lacking in speed So take your car to the shop (Service, not "chop")
A mechanic is just what you need When your motor is lacking in speed So take your car to the shop (Service, not "chop") When you need added speed from your steed. My car's brake pads are now badly worn
My car's brake pads are now badly worn Squealing so loud I can’t hear the horn On the pedal I trod No! My brakes feel unshod
My car's brake pads are now badly worn Squealing so loud I can’t hear the horn On the pedal I trod No! My brakes feel unshod I fear the lines have been shorn It's starting to snow quite a bit
It's starting to snow quite a bit 6 months on and off, I'm tired of it. But I've got bread and milk The draughts are blocked with silk
It's starting to snow quite a bit 6 months on and off, I'm tired of it. But I've got bread and milk The draughts are blocked with silk All I have to do is stay inside and sit...and sit...and sit....
Summer tires skid badly on ice And the feeling that brings is simply not nice Well, my insides quiver
Summer tires skid badly on ice And the feeling that brings is simply not nice Well, my insides quiver With fear I shiver
