I like my eggs, poached,scrambled or fried But microwaved, I've never tried Food that goes ping Is just not my thing
I like my eggs, poached,scrambled or fried But microwaved, I've never tried Food that goes ping Is just not my thing The results always seem to be dried
Dad liked to do things in proper order Chronic OCD? He was on the border "Alphabetical!", he'd say. "CDO is my way". (opps, I added an extra line, but it rhymed so well!) (feel free to redact some or all of my submission)
Dad liked to do things in proper order Chronic OCD? He was on the border "Alphabetical!", he'd say. "CDO is my way" Was this the result of being a Crown Court recorder? Justice is blind or so the saying goes
Justice is blind or so the saying goes "Money Talks" is also common prose So Dad slipped the blind judge some cash
Justice is blind or so the saying goes "Money Talks" is also common prose So Dad slipped the blind judge some cash When charged with dealing in hash
Justice is blind or so the saying goes "Money Talks" is also common prose So Dad slipped the blind judge some cash When charged with dealing in hash The outcome? An acquittal was imposed.
Granny Mildred had a cat named Fido Uncommon name for a cat, you know And her turtle’s named Fluffy While the pitbull was Puffy
Granny Mildred had a cat named Fido Uncommon name for a cat, you know And her turtle’s named Fluffy While the pitbull was Puffy And between them they've adopted a crow. A crows distant cousin is the magpie
A crows distant cousin is the magpie Heckle and Jeckle were two that rank high A mischievous pair They’d play tricks in the air
A crow's distant cousin is the magpie Heckle and Jeckle were two that rank high A mischievous pair They’d play tricks in the air Looking down at us mugs from the sky A mug is a teacup's distant cousin
