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Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by wristwatchb, Nov 23, 2017.

  1. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    We’re off to the dentist today
    with teeth that have rotten away
    There goes foxy's snarl
     
  2. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    We're off to the dentist today
    with teeth that have rotten away
    There goes foxy's snarl
    He knows eating a chocolate bar'll
     
  3. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    We're off to the dentist today
    with teeth that have rotten away
    There goes foxy's snarl
    He knows eating a chocolate bar'll
    Not help keep the Tooth Fairy at bay.
     
  4. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    I fear I have a tapeworm
     
  5. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    I fear I have a tapeworm
    The thought of it's making me squirm
     
  6. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    I fear I have a tapeworm
    The thought of it's making me squirm
    I should have avoided rare steaks
     
  7. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    I fear I have a tapeworm
    The thought of it's making me squirm
    I should have avoided rare steaks
    But in life we have those bad breaks
     
  8. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    I fear I have a tapeworm
    The thought of it's making me squirm
    I should have avoided rare steaks
    But in life we have those bad breaks
    That infest us with a parasite or germ.

    Eating kosher or halal was really quite smart.
     
  9. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Eating kosher or halal was really quite smart
    I can't comment on this particular art
     
  10. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Eating kosher or halal was really quite smart
    I can't comment on this particular art
    But with trichinosis in pigs
     
  11. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    Eating kosher or halal was really quite smart
    I can't comment on this particular art
    But with trichinosis in pigs
    Less tricky than a boson for Higgs
     
  12. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Eating kosher or halal was really quite smart
    I can't comment on this particular art
    But with trichinosis in pigs
    Less tricky than a boson for Higgs
    Was just to forbid eating any pig parts

    Sugar, milk and caffeine -- three foodstuffs in one cup
     
  13. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Sugar, milk and caffeine-three foodstuffs in one cup
    Three items which will definitely keep you up
     
  14. americanshamrock

    americanshamrock Let's Make a Deal!

    Moderator
    Sugar, milk and caffeine-three foodstuffs in one cup
    Three items which will definitely keep you up
    Whether coffee or tea
     
  15. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    Sugar, milk and caffeine-three foodstuffs in one cup
    Three items which will definitely keep you up
    Whether coffee or tea
    A latte or milk free
     
  16. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Sugar, milk and caffeine-three foodstuffs in one cup
    Three items which will definitely keep you up
    Whether coffee or tea
    A latte or milk free
    Once consumed I’m alert as a pup.

    It’s finally pleasant outside
     
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  17. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    It’s finally pleasant outside
    Jump on your bike, go for a ride
     
  18. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    It's finally pleasant outside
    Jump on your bike, go for a ride
    Drive with the windows down
     
  19. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    It's finally pleasant outside
    Jump on your bike, go for a ride
    Drive with the windows down
    And get rid of the frown
     
  20. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    It's finally pleasant outside
    Jump on your bike, go for a ride
    Drive with the windows down
    And get rid of the frown
    The Outdoors is now green, warm and wide.

    A wonderful invention was the bike
     
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