Limericks

There was a man from Nantucket..
...upon whose foot was a bucket
So he yelled as he hopped
and off a cliff he dropped
And the low flying plane, he'd to duck it.

There was a farmer who kept fowl

 

There was a farmer who kept fowl
but his methods made PETA howl

 

There was a farmer who kept fowl
but his methods made PETA howl
Not to mention the ASPCA

 

There was a farmer who kept fowl
but his methods made PETA howl
Not to mention the ASPCA
And "Modern Wiccans Today"

Let's see if we can get this going again, okay?

 

Let's see if we can get this going again, okay?
Too many syllables but there must be a way

 

with a pad and a pen..

 

Let's see if we can get this going again, okay?
Too many syllables but there must be a way
with a pad and a pen
and an undying yen

 

word games are much fun to play..



in for a penny..in for a pound..

 

in for a penny..in for a pound
here I am at the lost and found

 

6 for a shilling..

 

in for a penny..in for a pound
here I am at the lost and found
6 for a shilling
If the spirit is willing

 

and ha penny treats abound.



my first ol car was a chevy

 

my first ol car was a chevy
I wanted to drive it to Trevi

 

But it choked and sputtered
Till some profanities i muttered
The failure made my heart feel heavy

 

Dave just couldn't follow the rules

 

ignored everyone, thought they were fools.

 

Dave just couldn't follow the rules
ignored everyone, thought they were fools.
He didn't copy and paste

 

made bad decisions in haste.

 

Dave just couldn't follow the rules
ignored everyone, thought they were fools.
He didn't copy and paste
made bad decisions in haste.
And furnished his tent with barstools


The Sitting Duck is a friendly old pub

 

with ice cold beer and tasty grub