Limericks

There once was a fwuffy wabbit
A large warren he did inhabit
'Til a hunter named Fudd
thought his name should be Mudd
because with a penguin he did cohabit

 

The best looking mammal is a fox

 

The scandal!

 

The best looking mammal is a fox
It looks kinda better than an ox

 

aaaaah, there ya go again, cutting off the rhythm. (course now that I read all you said about the scandal, I must say you made good sense-fact, I just DID say that, nyuk nyuk)

 

The best looking mammal is a fox
It looks kinda better than an ox
Far outshining any bird



(remember this is a family forum when rhyming with bird)

 

The best looking mammal is a fox
It looks kinda better than an ox
Far outshining any bird
But we all know bird is the word

 

or a senior with sandals and socks.


fall is time to play darts..

 

fall is time to play darts..
A game with few moving parts

 

fall is time to play darts..
A game with few moving parts
Just aim the arrow

 

and end with a narrow,

 

fall is time to play darts..
A game with few moving parts
Just aim the arrow
and end with a narrow,
Then your score will be off the charts


Agincourt was won by the longbow

 

Agincourt was won by the longbow
But at Formigny, French cannons did blow

 

Agincourt was won by the longbow
But at Formigny, French cannons did blow
They blew here and there

 

Agincourt was won by the longbow
But at Formigny, French cannons did blow
They blew here and there
All around us, mon Cher

 

Agincourt was won by the longbow
But at Formigny, French cannons did blow
They blew here and there
All around us, mon Cher
And forced the English to go

 

Though it's called the Hundred Years War

 

Though it's called the Hundred Years War
It was really six years more.

 

Though it's called the Hundred Years War
It was really six years more.
Bloody and sad

 

Though it's called the Hundred Years War
It was really six years more
Bloody and sad
Too long, a tad