Limericks

In a lather bowl made out of clay.


An astronomer looked at the sky

 

and a a bird swooped and pooped in his eye

 

An astronomer looked at the sky
and a a bird swooped and pooped in his eye
So he got out some soap
and cleaned off his scope

 

An astronomer looked at the sky
and a a bird swooped and pooped in his eye
So he got out some soap
and cleaned off his scope
And then observed a comet fly by

 

Tonight I sit with a glass of rum

 

Tonight I sit with a glass of rum
firmly planted on me bum

 

Tonight I sit with a glass of rum
firmly planted on me bum
Not as tasty as bourbon

 

Tonight I sit with a glass of rum
firmly planted on me bum
Not as tasty as bourbon
But much better than a durban

 

and cigar between finger and thumb

 

It was fun...challenging.

 

The thread’s been dead for a year.
It’s time to bring it up from the rear.

 

The thread's been dead for a year
It's time to bring it up from the rear
It's fun to be creative again

 

A lion was wearing red shoes.

 

A lion was wearing red shoes
while swigging a bottle of booze.

 

A lion was wearing red shoes
while swigging a bottle of booze.
Then he started to dance

 

A lion was wearing red shoes
while swigging a bottle of booze.
Then he started to dance
and think of romance

 

The lady lion says, you got no chance!

 

i shaved my mug a dome
like a bald garden gnome

 

i shaved my mug a dome
like a bald garden gnome
then moved to my rear

 

i shaved my mug a dome
like a bald garden gnome
then moved to my rear
and then shed a tear