Limericks

I shaved my mug and my dome
like a bald garden gnome
then moved to my rear
and then shed a tear
because no hair was there

 

I ran up a very steep hill

 

I ran up a very steep hill
To avoid a freeloader named Bill

 

I ran up a very steep hill
To avoid a freeloader named Bill
He smoked a cigar
and smelled like tar

 

Gary scored another cased Tech
didn't need it but what the heck

 

Gary scored another cased Tech
didn't need it but what the heck
He threw down a C-note
the price of a new coat

 

Gary scored another cased Tech
didn't need it but what the heck
He threw down a C-note
the price of a new coat
And prayed that his wife wouldn't check.

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Clubman is versatile juice
That's derived from the musk of Zeus

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Clubman is versatile juice
That's derived from the musk of Zeus
Brewed on Mount Olympus

 

Clubman is versatile juice
That's derived from the musk of Zeus
Brewed on Mount Olympus
Imbued with sheer greatness

 

There once was a shaver named Wist
on buying vintage Gillette, he'd insist
his obsessed predilection
and massive collection
ended when he tried a Slim Twist.

 

but Veg smells like urine of moose.

 

Penelope hated Old Spice

 

Penelope hated Old Spice,
But the Veg would more than suffice.
When worn by her beau

 

Penelope hated Old Spice,
But the Veg would more than suffice.
When worn by her beau
In her heart she would know

 

Penelope hated Old Spice,
But the Veg would more than suffice.
When worn by her beau
While he ran the backhoe

 

AHH!
I was a second too late

 

I considered “aglow” also

 

Bravo! Bravo!