Limericks

Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by wristwatchb, Nov 23, 2017.

  1. SharptoothC

    SharptoothC I bite..........

    Ethel, a cantankerous old coot,
    Had a great big pimple on her snoot
    But one day it popped

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  2. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    Ethel, a cantankerous old coot,
    Had a great big pimple on her snoot
    But one day it popped
    And once the drainage stopped
     
  3. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Ethel, a cantankerous old coot,
    Had a great big pimple on her snoot
    But one day it popped
    And once the drainage stopped
    She discovered a wart on her foot
     
  4. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Three chickens ran across the road
     
  5. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Three chickens ran across the road
    Even though they were pigeon toed.
    Two of the three were cross eyed
     
  6. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    Three chickens ran across the road
    Even though they were pigeon toed.
    Two of the three were cross eyed,
    Considered unfit to be fried.
    "We're safe from the Colonel!", they crowed
     
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  7. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    The best yet!
     
  8. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    The best yet!
    So says Gillette
     
  9. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Kal was a baby from Krypton
     
  10. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Kal was a baby from Krypton
    Had a rattle he heartily gripped on
     
  11. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Kal was a baby from Krypton
    Had a rattle he heartily gripped on
    When it slipped from his hand
     
  12. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    Kal was a baby from Krypton
    Had a rattle he heartily gripped on
    When it slipped from his hand
    The young Superman
     
  13. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Kal was a baby from Krypton
    Had a rattle he heartily gripped on
    When it slipped from his hand
    The young Superman
    drove the rattle straight through the ottoman.
     
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  14. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Mighty Mouse faced a conundrum
     
  15. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Mighty Mouse faced a conundrum
    It happened when he ate a grape Dum-Dum
     
  16. brit

    brit in a box

    Mighty Mouse faced a conundrum
    It happened when he ate a grape Dum-Dum
    he said with a scowl
     
  17. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Mighty Mouse faced a conundrum
    It happened when he ate a grape Dum-Dum
    he said with a scowl
    The Dum-Dum tastes foul
     
  18. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Mighty Mouse faced a conundrum
    It happened when he ate a grape Dum Dum
    he said with a scowl
    The Dum Dum tastes foul
    And proceeded to wipe crumbs off of HIS thumb
     
  19. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    The bowling tournament was competitive
     
  20. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    The bowling tournament was competitive
    so stressful, each player took a sedative
     

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