The bowling tournament was competitive so stressful, each player took a sedative They all became sleepy
The bowling tournament was competitive so stressful, each player took a sedative They all became sleepy The action turned freaky
A lady whose hair was too curly said it made her look really squirrely But a squirrel overheard Sent from my SM-N975U using Tapatalk
A lady whose hair was too curly said it made her look really squirrely But a squirrel overheard And said, “that’s absurd”!
A lady whose hair was too curly said it made her look really squirrely But a squirrel overheard And said, “that’s absurd”! ‘Cause it made Mr. Squirrel quite surly
The detective questioned the witness Amazed with his physical fitness The witness seemed relaxed Till his muscles all flexed Sent from my SM-N975U using Tapatalk
The detective questioned the witness Amazed with his physical fitness The witness seemed relaxed Till his muscles all flexed And showed the witness to be rather witless
Mary Jo out for a ride in an Olds When asked her opinion of it, she withholds The floor's rusted out but the engine is stout
Mary Jo out for a ride in an Olds When asked her opinion of it, she withholds The floor's rusted out but the engine is stout Thus because of the engine, it rolls.
Mary Jo scored a torch red T-Bird Others said with jealousy "Absurd!!!" Breaking 90 in only third gear She drove without fear
Bill Jackson was a poor old schlub On sports teams he was only a sub He wore high-waisted pants No girls ever even glanced
