Limericks

There once was a man named Nero

 

Bill Jackson(him again?)played shortstop in baseball
Dave Saxson (who?) played outfield in Montreal
But Bill's bat went cold
When the team got sold
End of story y'all

 

Ricky Ross raised a red rooster

 

(Did the driver grunt like tennis servers do?

 

Ricky Ross raised a red rooster
Just like his Grandmama used to

 

Ricky Ross raised a red rooster
Just like his Grandmama used to
To fool Col Sanders

 

Ricky Ross raised a red rooster
Just like his Grandmama used to
To fool Col Sanders
He built a small Martian lander
and for the rooster his own rocket booster

(sorry, couldn't resist)

 

Our friend Bill Jackson was at it again

 

Our friend Bill Jackson was at it again
At church, he loudly broke wind

 

Our friend Bill Jackson was at it again
At church, he loudly broke wind
His wife nearly fainted

 

Our friend Bill Jackson was at it again
At church, he loudly broke wind
His wife nearly fainted
When the pew, freshly painted,

 

Our friend Bill Jackson was at it again
At church, he loudly broke wind
His wife nearly fainted
When the pew, freshly painted,
Vibrated from Bill's gassy sin

 

Bill Jackson was famously cheap

 

Bill Jackson was famously cheap
tho' his pockets were known to be deep

 

Bill Jackson was famously cheap
tho' his pockets were known to be deep
Were they gold coins? Regular coins? Worth an investigation

 

Bill Jackson was famously cheap
tho' his pockets were known to be deep
Were they gold coins? Regular coins? Worth an investigation
I sighed in resignation

 

There once was a cat named Jack

 

There once was a cat named Jack
Who had a white stripe up his back

 

There once was a cat named Jack
Who had a white stripe up his back
He looked like a skunk

 

There once was a cat named Jack
Who had a white stripe up his back
He looked like a skunk
But who woulda thunk