Limericks

I once knew a man named McCracken
Who raised up a great big red dragon
One night while McCracken was sleeping
The dragon was creeping
And broke McCrackens red wagon

 

Fuzzy prefers single edge

 

Fuzzy prefers single edge
and kept them oh so shiny with Pledge

 

Fuzzy prefers single edge
and kept them oh so shiny with Pledge
Though he doesn't shim his blades

 

Fuzzy prefers single edge
and kept them so shiny with Pledge
Though he doesn't shim blades
His shave gets great grades

 

Fuzzy prefers single edge
and kept them so shiny with Pledge
Though he doesn't shim blades
His shave gets great grades
On Tuesdays when he shaves with the wedge .

 

Fast Freddy was the fastest in town

 

Fast Freddy was the fastest in town
The cops would eye him and frown

 

Fast Freddy was the fastest in town
The cops would eye him and frown
He could run like the wind

 

Fast Freddy was the fastest in town
The cops would eye him and frown
He could run like the wind
'Til his pants came unpinned

 

Fast Freddy was the fastest in town
The cops would eye him and frown
He could run like the wind
'Til his pants came unpinned
And send him crashing down.

 

Little Larry liked lemon lollipops

 

Little Larry liked lemon lollipops
But didn't care much for gumdrops

 

Little Larry liked lemon lollipops
But didn't care much for gumdrops
One day while slurping a sucker

 

Little Larry liked lemon lollipops
But didn't care much for gumdrops
One day while slurping a sucker
His lips sure did pucker

 

Little Larry liked lemon lollipops
But didn't care much for gumdrops
One day while slurping a sucker
His lips sure did pucker
From an IPA pop maxed out with hops

 

I cannot decide between lager or ale

 

I cannot decide between lager or ale
cold filter brewed,dark or pale

 

I cannot decide between lager or ale
cold filter brewed,dark or pale
When my palate is dry

 

I cannot decide between lager or ale
cold filter brewed,dark or pale
When my palate is dry
and my ambitions aren't high