Limericks

Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by wristwatchb, Nov 23, 2017.

  1. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    Three chickens ran across the road
    Even though they were pigeon toed.
    Two of the three were cross eyed,
    Considered unfit to be fried.
    "We're safe from the Colonel!", they crowed
     
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  2. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    The best yet!
     
  3. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    The best yet!
    So says Gillette
     
  4. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Kal was a baby from Krypton
     
  5. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Kal was a baby from Krypton
    Had a rattle he heartily gripped on
     
  6. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Kal was a baby from Krypton
    Had a rattle he heartily gripped on
    When it slipped from his hand
     
  7. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    Kal was a baby from Krypton
    Had a rattle he heartily gripped on
    When it slipped from his hand
    The young Superman
     
  8. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Kal was a baby from Krypton
    Had a rattle he heartily gripped on
    When it slipped from his hand
    The young Superman
    drove the rattle straight through the ottoman.
     
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  9. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Mighty Mouse faced a conundrum
     
  10. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Mighty Mouse faced a conundrum
    It happened when he ate a grape Dum-Dum
     
  11. brit

    brit in a box

    Mighty Mouse faced a conundrum
    It happened when he ate a grape Dum-Dum
    he said with a scowl
     
  12. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Mighty Mouse faced a conundrum
    It happened when he ate a grape Dum-Dum
    he said with a scowl
    The Dum-Dum tastes foul
     
  13. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Mighty Mouse faced a conundrum
    It happened when he ate a grape Dum Dum
    he said with a scowl
    The Dum Dum tastes foul
    And proceeded to wipe crumbs off of HIS thumb
     
  14. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    The bowling tournament was competitive
     
  15. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    The bowling tournament was competitive
    so stressful, each player took a sedative
     
  16. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    The bowling tournament was competitive
    so stressful, each player took a sedative
    They all became sleepy
     
  17. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    The bowling tournament was competitive
    so stressful, each player took a sedative
    They all became sleepy
    The action turned freaky
     
  18. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    The bowling tournament was competitive,
    so stressful, each player took a sedative.
    They all became sleepy.
    The action turned freaky,
    Unbowlievable and vegetive.
     
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  19. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    A lady whose hair was too curly
     
  20. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    A lady whose hair was too curly
    said it made her look really squirrely
     

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