Limericks

My grandpa had one extra toe

 

So eeny meenie miney moe...

 

My grandpa had one extra toe
So eeny meenie miney moe...
An' he could wiggle his ears

 

My grandpa had one extra toe
So eeny meenie miney moe...
An' he could wiggle his ears
After downing 10 beers

 

My grandpa had one extra toe
So eeny meenie miney moe...
An' he could wiggle his ears
After downing 10 beers
But then, to the floor he would go.

 

Elmer Fudd took a shot at Bugs Bunny

 

Elmer Fudd took a shot at Bugs Bunny
His aim wasn't quite on the money

 

Elmer Fudd took a shot at Bugs Bunny
His aim wasn't quite on the money
He plucked off an ear.
As the bullet did veer

 

Elmer Fudd took a shot at Bugs Bunny
His aim wasn't quite on the money
He plucked off an ear.
As the bullet did veer
But Bugs didn’t think it was funny.

 

Bugs said, "enough is enough!"
Daffy, just get off your duff!

 

Bugs said, "enough is enough!"
Daffy, just get off your duff!
We are going to gather some mud

 

Bugs said, "enough is enough!"
Daffy, just get off your duff!
We are going to gather some mud
An' pay back ol' Fudd

 

Bugs said, "enough is enough!"
Daffy, just get off your duff!
We are going to gather some mud
An' pay back ol' Fudd
We have pictures of Fudd in the buff

 

Wile E Coyote can't catch the Road Runner

 

Wile E Coyote can't catch the Road Runner
So he went out and hired a Marine gunner

 

Wile E Coyote can't catch the Road Runner
So he went out and hired a Marine gunner
Armed with Acme's best gear

 

Wile E Coyote can't catch the Road Runner
So he went out and hired a Marine gunner
Armed with Acme's best gear
flame thrower and spear
cooking bird just got much funner

 

I bought a horse of a different color

 

I bought a horse of a different color
Because my old horse was much duller.