Limericks

Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by wristwatchb, Nov 23, 2017.

  1. brit

    brit in a box

    I cannot decide between lager or ale
    cold filter brewed,dark or pale
    When my palate is dry
    and my ambitions aren't high
     
  2. brit

    brit in a box

    I cannot decide between lager or ale
    cold filter brewed,dark or pale
    When my palate is dry
    and my ambitions aren't high
    i'll get loaded and wait for the mail..:D
     
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  3. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    The post office is running behind
     
  4. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    The post office is running behind
    And yes, people really do mind
     
  5. 9nein9

    9nein9 Guest

    The post office is running behind
    And yes, people really do mind
    Theres no excuse for being late
     
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  6. brit

    brit in a box

    The post office is running behind
    And yes, people really do mind
    Theres no excuse for being late
    to drag it out and make us wait
    want your raise? we''ll pay you back in kind..
     
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  7. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    Bill Jackson sure had a tough year
     
  8. 9nein9

    9nein9 Guest

    Bill Jackson sure had a tough year
    The brewery, it ran dry of beer
     
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  9. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    Bill Jackson sure had a tough year
    The brewery, it ran dry of beer
    Then his dog ran away
     
  10. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Bill Jackson sure had a tough year
    The brewery, it ran dry of beer
    Then his dog ran away
    Luckily the dog has a microchip(YAY)
     
  11. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Bill Jackson sure had a tough year
    The brewery, it ran dry of beer
    Then his dog ran away
    There’s a microchip(YAY)
    Dog is home and he let out a cheer.
     
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  12. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    My cousin bought a house in Kentucky
     
  13. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    My cousin bought a house in Kentucky
    The price was right; he was lucky
     
  14. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    My cousin bought a house in Kentucky
    The price was right; he was lucky
    Until a tornado
     
  15. 9nein9

    9nein9 Guest

    My cousin bought a house in Kentucky
    The price was right; he was lucky
    Until a tornado
    Wiped out his patch of tomatoes
     
  16. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    My cousin bought a house in Kentucky
    The price was right; he was lucky
    Until a tornado
    Wiped out his patch of tomatoes
    And plopped the house onto an old Stuckey's
     
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  17. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    Cedric, the naughty Wood Sprite
     
  18. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Cedric, the naughty Wood Sprite
    came out of the forest one night
     
  19. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Cedric, the naughty Wood Sprite
    came out of the forest one night
    He went into the park
     
  20. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    Cedric, the naughty Wood Sprite
    came out of the forest one night
    He went into the park
    Shrieking into the dark
     

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