Limericks

Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by wristwatchb, Nov 23, 2017.

  1. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    There once was an old man named Sven
    Who had trouble counting to ten
    He could make it to six
    But after that, nix nix
    Whatever did he LEARN at UPenn???
     
  2. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Giving Tuesday is almost over
     
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  3. BaylorGator

    BaylorGator MISTER Fancypants

    Giving Tuesday's almost over
    From Boston to the Strait of Dover.
    Though gifts can be found
     
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  4. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Giving Tuesday's almost over
    From Boston to the Strait of Dover
    Though gifts can be found
    Problems may abound
     
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  5. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Giving Tuesday's almost over
    From Boston to the Strait of Dover
    Though gifts can be found
    Problems may abound
    Unless you’re a Muppet named Grover
     
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  6. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    A robot is cleaning my floor
     
  7. Linuxguile

    Linuxguile dating an unusual aristocrat

    A robot is cleaning my floor
    it sweeps, mops, vacuums, and more!
     
  8. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    A robot is cleaning my floor
    it sweeps, mops, vacuums, and more!
    But, Oh! the poor cat
     
  9. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    A robot is cleaning my floor
    It sweeps, mops, vacuums and more
    But, Oh! The poor cat
    Up the stairs she did scat.
     
  10. Linuxguile

    Linuxguile dating an unusual aristocrat

    A robot is cleaning my floor
    It sweeps, mops, vacuums and more
    But, Oh! The poor cat
    Up the stairs she did scat.
    better to run and live on once more.

    Jim started his day with a hot cup of joe
     
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  11. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    It made him feel alert, head to toe
     
  12. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    Jim started his day with a hot cuppa joe.
    It made him feel alert, head to toe.
    No lattes for him
    Or frappes with skim
     
  13. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Jim started his day with a hot cuppa joe.
    It made him feel alert, head to toe.
    No lattes for him
    Or frappes with skim
    It was just a plain coffee to go.
     
  14. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    There once was a Minion named Steve
     
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  15. Linuxguile

    Linuxguile dating an unusual aristocrat

    There once was a Minion named Steve
    Who always had a trick up his sleeve
     
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  16. SharptoothC

    SharptoothC I bite..........

    There once was a Minion named Steve
    Who always had a trick up his sleeve
    But his sleeves were so short

    Sent from my Pixel 2 using Tapatalk
     
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  17. CarlfromMO

    CarlfromMO Well-Known Member

    There once was a Minion named Steve
    Who always had a trick up his sleeve
    But his sleeves were so short
    When they took him to court
     
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  18. BaylorGator

    BaylorGator MISTER Fancypants

    Roscoe put peanuts in his coke
    I’m telling you this is no joke
     
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  19. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    Roscoe put peanuts in his coke
    I’m telling you this is no joke
    His chew was Pigtail Twist
    He aimed at the spittoon and missed
     
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  20. SharptoothC

    SharptoothC I bite..........

    Myrtle Jo could dance a fine jig
    With a twist of his dress and a fling of his wig

    Sent from my Pixel 2 using Tapatalk
     
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