Limericks

Daphne, the leprechaun lass
Was known at times to be crass
After swilling strong beer

 

Daphne, the leprechaun lass
Was known at times to be crass
After swilling strong beer
The crowd began to cheer

 

Daphne, the leprechaun lass
Was known at times to be crass
After swilling strong beer
The crowd began to cheer
'Cause they couldn't resist her cute brass.

 

A dimwitted fellow named Bart

 

A dimwitted fellow named Bart
built his own purple Go-Kart

 

A dimwitted fellow named Bart
built his own purple Go-Kart
As he descended the hill

 

A dimwitted fellow named Bart
built his own purple Go-Kart
As he descended the hill
His supreme lack of skill

 

A dimwitted fellow named Bart
built his own purple Go-Kart
As he descended the hill
His supreme lack of skill
made Bart and the Kart come apart.

 

A sea sick sailor named McBride

 

A sea sick sailor named McBride
to his wife began to confide

 

A sea sick sailor named McBride
to his wife began to confide
That he hated the sea

 

A sea sick sailor named McBride
to his wife began to confide
That he hated the sea
It made him weak at the knee

 

A sea sick sailor named McBride
to his wife began to confide
That he hated the sea
It made him weak at the knee
And he'd lose his lunch at high tide

 

There once was a wise man from Spain

 

There once was a wise man from Spain
who invented a folding crane

 

There once was a wise man from Spain
who invented a folding crane
The idea came from a dream

 

There once was a wise man from Spain
who invented a folding crane
The idea from a dream
Of a Gaudi figurine

 

There once was a wise man from Spain
who invented a folding crane
The idea from a dream
Of a Gaudi figurine
Of a crane in the rain on the plain.

 

Steve Sharp was the son of a sawyer

 

Steve Sharp was the son of a sawyer
He grew up to be a good lawyer