LOL Cats, Demotivationals, etc.

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by richgem, Jun 18, 2012.

  1. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    I'm sure you heard the old one about the young beautiful woman asking the old man if he would like super sex. He thinks a minute and replies, I'll take the soup.
     
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  2. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

  3. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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  4. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Ah one of the local snowmobile drivethroughs eh..
    [​IMG]
     
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  5. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Well, for 10 months of the year anyhow.
     
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  6. John Ruschmeyer

    John Ruschmeyer Well-Known Member

  7. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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  8. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    It's nice and clearly printed though..looks like it was stamped on there with a big stamp..:eatdrink013:
     
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  9. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    True. I'm not a tattoo guy, but if I were getting any lettering done, I'd:
    • make sure it was translated / spelled right
      • (Why does that character for "invincible" translate to "beef with broccoli"?)
      • (When using google to translate, always reverse translate also. Remember that google trans. doesn't understand context.)
      • (If it's anything important/permanent/potentially embarrassing always check with a native speaker, or at the very least a printed paper dictionary.)
    • picked a smaller "font"
    • picked a more interesting "font"
    But... that's me. ;)
     
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  10. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    :signs011: I run my text through multiple times until it says what I want to mean in English. No guarantees, but at least I try.
     
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  11. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    There was one the other day on I Can Has Cheezburger that also made me laugh. The kid submitted his German homework using Google translate not realizing that Dutch and Deutsch are two different things.
     
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  12. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

  13. macaronus

    macaronus Sir Nice-a-Lot

  14. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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  15. brit

    brit in a box

  16. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

  17. brit

    brit in a box

  18. brit

    brit in a box

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  19. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    It's tough being a milkman in East Kerplakistan.

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  20. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    I haven't been keeping up with Current Events. Did the country split, or are you talking about the eastern part of the country?
     
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