LOL Cats, Demotivationals, etc.

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by richgem, Jun 18, 2012.

  1. DaltonGang

    DaltonGang Ol' Itchy Whiskers

    Am I warped? Because, I just couldnt stop laughing.



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  2. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    A Gulf Coast tradition - someone always gets pinched by blue crabs on a fishing trip. Usually only that first time because you learn to not stick fingers in the ice chest.
     
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  3. JCMyers

    JCMyers Member

    I find nothing funny about torturing animals
     
  4. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    Agreed. That's a sign of sociopathic behavior. It may also taint the taste with the effects of adrenaline. Adrenaline released by stress before slaughter uses up glycogen, which means there's not enough lactic acid produced postmortem. This affects different kind of meat in different ways, but in general it'll be tough, tasteless, and high in pH, and will go bad quicker than unstressed meat. Not sure if plants react the same way. If trees could scream would you chop one down? To shut em, I would.
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  5. JCMyers

    JCMyers Member

    True, sociopathic behavior certainty releases a certain amount of lattice acid, resulting in abnormal, unmanly, not to say, ungentlemanly behavior, resulting in tasteless humor. Of which this postmortem screams of poor taste; of which you surely agree.
     
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    Enrico Popcorn

  7. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    In the slightly skewed words of Pumpkin Escobar,
    "I don't know what you just said, @JCMyers , but you're special man, you reached out, and you touch a brother's heart."

    From your avatar, J.C. fan? I'm more of a M.A. adherent.
     
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  8. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

  9. brit

    brit in a box

  10. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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  11. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
     
  12. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

  13. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

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  15. brit

    brit in a box

    no it doesn't, err oh..
     
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  16. canoeroller

    canoeroller Well-Known Member

    Frustration........
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  17. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  18. Kilgore Trout

    Kilgore Trout The Smart Bunny

    The person who developed the programing for spellcheck died today.

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    May he rust in piss.
     
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    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

  20. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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