A Gulf Coast tradition - someone always gets pinched by blue crabs on a fishing trip. Usually only that first time because you learn to not stick fingers in the ice chest.
Agreed. That's a sign of sociopathic behavior. It may also taint the taste with the effects of adrenaline. Adrenaline released by stress before slaughter uses up glycogen, which means there's not enough lactic acid produced postmortem. This affects different kind of meat in different ways, but in general it'll be tough, tasteless, and high in pH, and will go bad quicker than unstressed meat. Not sure if plants react the same way. If trees could scream would you chop one down? To shut em, I would.
True, sociopathic behavior certainty releases a certain amount of lattice acid, resulting in abnormal, unmanly, not to say, ungentlemanly behavior, resulting in tasteless humor. Of which this postmortem screams of poor taste; of which you surely agree.
In the slightly skewed words of Pumpkin Escobar, "I don't know what you just said, @JCMyers , but you're special man, you reached out, and you touch a brother's heart." From your avatar, J.C. fan? I'm more of a M.A. adherent.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
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