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:How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Four. One to spray green paint onto the bulb so none bashes it with a big stick, one to change it, one to suggest they all roll a log down a hill to celebrate, and one to invite all the others round to his log cabin so they can all watch his moose molt. How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Twelve. Four to form a Parliamentary study committee to decide how to solve the problem, one Francophone to complain that I didn't translate this joke into French, one Native Canadian to protest that the interests of Native Canadians have been overlooked, one woman from the National Action Committee On the Status Of Women to say that women have been underrepresented in the process, one to go over the border to the Niagara Falls Factory Outlet Mall and buy a new bulb and not pay duty on it on the way back, one to actually screw it in, one to collect taxes on the whole procedure so the government can afforQ: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Five. One to screw in the bulb and the other four to call out "Get Back!, Get Back!". d it, one to buy a case of Molson for everybody to drink, and one to drop the puck.
