Here is one I used to have in my cube at work: It reads: "Teamwork is the ability to work as a group towards a common vision, even if that vision becomes extremely blurry."
Humor? Nah, Rich it's just telling the truth. You take your life into your own hands when you call a woman fat.
I tried to come up with a snappy retort, but this is all I've got: Also this came up typing in "woman penguin demovitational", but honestly I have no idea why...
My Secret Santa included a "Christmas Pickle" in the package he sent me. Wanting to learn more about "The Tradition of the Christmas Pickle", I Googled it, and found this: