LOL Cats, Demotivationals, etc.

My money is on the cats.

 

Always!

 

What's invisible and smells like fish?

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Penguin farts.

 

What's yellow, lumpy, and smells like bananas?

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Monkey vomit.

 

Eeeew

 

whats green and smells like bacon?
i forgot,this is the clean section..

 

What’s red and smells just like blue paint?

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Red paint

 

What do you call a group of 50 penguins in the Arctic?

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Lost.

 

"Man (30) seeks warm body (female) to do nothing together."

 

Looks like the cats have been getting into rock. This one's been trending on the freaky cat internet.. .

 

Things really stink when you don't double check your work.



"Please don't clean up the dog poop."

 

Jayaruh's answer reminds us to be careful of Monkeypox.

 

I cat imagine why.

 

That's it..I'm fed up..no more cat internet for my cat..it's a bad influence. I was opening a can of paint the other day and she thought it was food and started the mooching pattern. So no more. Maybe if they install some parental filters..I don't know..

 

Yeah, but it's kind of your own fault. You should have used a screwdriver to open the can like everybody else not a can opener.

 

That's what scared me..I was using a screw driver on the can and she mooched the paint anyways..

 

Oh dear.... way worse than I thought.