Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by richgem, Jun 18, 2012.
Course now we have monkeyPOX.
It's the thought that counts?
I like to share cute cat photos with my wife, who loves cats, but she also loves cute little rodents, so I won't mention this one.
Our cat caught a robin and stood at the door wanting to bring it in. Its upper half was in her engorged mouth. I told her to eat her treat outside and then she would try to meow with the bird in her mouth. Then I saw the birds feet dance in mid air while in her mouth. I told her that she was suppose to kill things prior to eating them; at which she meowed more urgently. This was the break the robin needed to break free to run about three feet and fly away.
She looked at me this way
........ I knew what she was saying.
And that's why she left you that other present on your pillow.
Ain't gonna wear no freaking wire man..
"Do NOT use in case of fire."
Truth in advertising.
Serves him right!
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