LOL Cats, Demotivationals, etc.

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by richgem, Jun 18, 2012.

  1. Enrico

    Enrico Popcorn

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  2. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    And it gets fuller all the time.
     
  3. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    And you can't find what you're looking for even though you know it's in there somewhere.:D
     
  4. Enrico

    Enrico Popcorn

    Mostly of bag ties, rubberbands and tacks.
     
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  5. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    And odd, loose screws.
     
  6. Enrico

    Enrico Popcorn

    :signs011:
     
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  7. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

  8. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    upload_2023-5-10_9-1-30.png One of these days the Penguinators will actually invent something useful. *sigh*
     
  9. Enrico

    Enrico Popcorn

    "Taste the rainbow"

    - Skittles -

    :sick007:
     
  10. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    So far as inventing things, the Pens still trail the Wright Bros, 1-0.
     
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  11. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Sadly. :angry017:
     
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  12. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Now, let’s leave my relatives out of this!
     
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  13. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

  14. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Deepai.org write a song about shaving in the style of Alice in chains

    Verse 1: Razor sharp, blades of steel Cutting through the stubble, making me feel Like a brand new man, fresh and clean But the memories, they still haunt my dreams

    Chorus: Shaving off the past, chasing the pain away Feelin' like a king, with a smooth face today But the scars remain, deep beneath the skin Shaving keeps the demons at bay, but it won't let me win

    Verse 2: A daily ritual, I can't escape Every time I look in the mirror, I see the mistakes I've made But I keep on shaving, hoping to erase The bad decisions I've made, the hurt and the disgrace

    Chorus: Shaving off the past, chasing the pain away Feelin' like a king, with a smooth face today But the scars remain, deep beneath the skin Shaving keeps the demons at bay, but it won't let me win

    Bridge: I'm addicted to the razor, it's my only escape It's a love-hate relationship, every time I scrape The memories of the past, they won't let me be But shaving gives me hope, that I can still be free

    Chorus: Shaving off the past, chasing the pain away Feelin' like a king, with a smooth face today But the scars remain, deep beneath the skin Shaving keeps the demons at bay, but it won't let me win

    Outro: Shaving off the past, one stroke at a time Trying to find peace, in this troubled mind But the razor keeps calling, it's my only friend For better or worse, this is my song until the end.
     
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  15. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    I mighta guessed that was a dog or bear(in fact I DID guess that, chuk yuk yuk), but no pengy.
     
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  16. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    You know this donair costume actually looks pretty realistic..save for the legs..:pot:
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  17. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    This is what happens when you skip leg day
     
  18. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Well it was all that foil...
     
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  19. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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  20. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    When spell check just isn't enough:

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