LOL Cats, Demotivationals, etc.

What? You've never heard of a "rump roast"?

 

BTW, that looks like a place Norm Peterson would eat at!

 

Have you folks seen the new Shavesaber. This could lead to saber acquisition disorder ..

 

Looks like someone has an issue with the French.

 

Right, then Nawmie would walk into Cheers and talk about it

 

Evening shave. The Krave razor the brush, the soap, and the Cologne. Perfect match. The Knockout Shave bowl is a dandy.

 

You know those look a pretty good but pricey boot..

 

Oh dear, that's in The Netherlands!

 

I wasn't going to point that out.
(It was probably an undercover Flemish person.)

 

Oh dear. Someone got two languages mixed up. "Wij heten {sounds like 'hate'} u welkom" is Dutch for: "We welcome you"

So they got it almost right.

But not quite.

 

Why did the soup taste funny?

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Because it was a laughing stock

 

Is that what you get when a clown stays in the Jacuzzi too long?

 

Yes it is. DO you know why cannibals won’t eat clowns?

 

Why?

 

They taste funny, of course.