LOL Cats, Demotivationals, etc.

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by richgem, Jun 18, 2012.

  1. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    D'oh! :pot:
     
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  2. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

  3. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Someone's definitely getting fried over this one.

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  4. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    I don't even wanna know what a Kot Rat is, fired or fried!
     
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  5. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    I don't know either, but apparently it comes with noodles.
     
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  6. macaronus

    macaronus Sir Nice-a-Lot

    When I did my studies in Antwerpen (Belgium) SWMBO and I used to frequent a Korean restaurant. The owners barely could speak English and Dutch / Flemish they didn't speak at all. Their Korean must have been excellent, though.

    The menu was written in English with their own Dutch translations using a dictionary, taking the first word for each translation. This was about 1990, so no digital resources like Google Translation.

    So, "instant noodles" was translated into "dringend lomperd",which translates back into "urgent lout". I checked using my own dictionary and it really was true. First transaction of "instant" : "dringend". First translation of "noodle" : "lomperd".

    But the food was delicious, the owners were really nice and we ended up visiting the restaurant on a monthly basis and even having our marriage dinner with the family and close friends at their restaurant.
     
  7. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    I've always said I'm glad I'm not a foreigner trying to learn the English language.
     
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  8. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Sounds like Meneer van Dale had some work to do in the old days. ;)

    Anders ... wat leuk verhaal. :)


    (For the non-Dutchies, the "van Dale" is the official Dutch dictionary.)
     
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  9. Enrico

    Enrico Popcorn

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    Better get another toner cartridge.

    :eek:
     
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  10. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    @macaronus

    They must be reeeaaly dumb...

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    "Them are even dumber than us."
     
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  11. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  12. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

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  13. Hembree

    Hembree Not as pretty smelling

    :D
     
  14. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  15. Hembree

    Hembree Not as pretty smelling

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  16. Enrico

    Enrico Popcorn

  17. brit

    brit in a box

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  18. macaronus

    macaronus Sir Nice-a-Lot

    One slight problem : you can't feed him his bone afterwards...
     
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  19. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    That would be like cannibalism anyhow.
    And what if he was a bad boy?
     
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  20. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Bugs really took a wrong turn this time!
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