LOL Cats, Demotivationals, etc.

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by richgem, Jun 18, 2012.

  1. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Lest we forget...

     
  2. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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    "Order one beer for the price of two and get the next one free."
     
  3. Enrico

    Enrico Popcorn

    I was picking up my granddaughters toy and said "What the Heck"

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    And for the non-farmers out there ...... since when does a normal cow have six teats?

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  4. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Maybe it gives beer instead of milk
     
  5. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Two vanilla, two chocolate, two strawberry??
     
  6. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    Of course!
    The Neapoliton breed!
     
  7. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Annual count day at the London Zoo...

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    "Okay guys, we agree, right? One human. Check."
     
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  8. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

  9. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    For those who do want white marks:

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  10. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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    "Please don't let in any strangers that you do not know."
     
  11. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    How about strangers I DO know?????? :cool:
     
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  12. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    That's a problem.
     
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  13. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I had wondered that as well. But then, I'm not sure I know anyone stranger than I am.
     
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  14. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    I must say that is a clever response. So I WILL say it: That is a clever response.
     
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  15. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    :eek:
     
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  16. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  17. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    @richgem do they get towed first & then find the $50.00?
     
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  18. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    I'm not sure. But going by the sentence itself, it would seem that you have to be towed first. Now, hooking an actual person up to a tow truck is a whole other matter.
     
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  19. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    ...unless they are using roller skates or a skateboard.
     
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  20. Frijolero

    Frijolero Well-Known Member

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