Math Humor

I know. Add, subtract, multiply, divide and conquer. Good enough for me......pi, isosceles triangle, polygon, etc...... All Greek to me.

 

This is another kind of funny. If you don't believe it, trace the circles with your finger.

 

Loge(x) is the same as ln(x), but for the purposes here, I think it's fine

 

32 years converted to dog years is 130.5

 

that must be the "new math."

 

Teacher: "Johnny, what's the difference between positive and negative numbers?"

Johnny: "That's what I want to know. What's the difference?"

 

Must be from one of them new translations.

 

Wasn't there a classic geometry line about a triangle being "obscene" (not obtuse or scalene)?

 

What do you get when you divide the circumference of the sun by its diameter?

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Pi in the sky

 

sometimes, NBA commentators will call the top of the key the "perimeter", but also they might say the "circumference".

 

If you get this one you're really a math geek.

A flight from Warsaw suddenly plummets from the sky. The pilot and passengers all fear for their lives. Fortunately, Pierre Laplace is there to stabilize the craft and save the day. What did he do?

He put all the Poles on the left hand side of the plane.