I'll save you, Steve, with this yummy item... Although, I always thought PI R squared. But, I suppose ultimately, that's a circular argument.
My sides are hurting. I always thought that 'pun' was an abbreviation for 'punish'. Very good, guys. More, more, more!
How do we know that the following fractions are European: A/C, X/C , and W/C ? Because their numerators are all over C.
One day, Jesus said to his disciples: "The Kingdom of Heaven is like 3x squared plus 8x minus 9." St. Thomas looked very confused and asked St. Peter: "What does the teacher mean?" St.Peter replied: "Don't worry - it's just another one of his parabolas."
I've always thought "Goldibox & the 3 Squares" was a great story. But if we're going Biblical, I like the story of Noah's Arc.
A go-go lap dancer, a pip, Was able to peel in a zip. But she read science fiction, And died of constriction, Attempting a Mobius strip.
A teacher once told me that pie are square. I learned her right though, "Pie ain't square, pie are round, cornbread are square." Olllld, I know.
String Theory Three strings walk into a bar. One of the strings says, “I’ll get the beer!” so he walks up to the bartender and says, “Give me a beer.” The bartender looks as him and says, “Aren’t you a string?” The string says he is, so the bartender tells him “I can’t serve you, you’re a string.” He returns to his buddies and tells them what happened, so one of them says “Well, I’ll get the beer.” He walks up to the bartender, asks for a beer and the bartender says, “I told your buddy that I can’t serve you ‘cause you’re a string.” He goes back to his buddies with the same story, so the third string says, “Enough of this. I”LL get the beer.” so he takes a pair of scissors, cuts himself in half in the middle, ties himself back together very loosely, then goes over to the bartender and says “Gimme a beer.” The bartender says, “I’m getting’ sick of this. Aren’t you a string?” to which the string replies, “No, I’m a frayed knot!”
