Math Humor

I never said I wasn't getting help.

 

Ya know, I was just thinking.... Algebra is just like regular math, only X-rated.

 

So, you're partial to fractions, then?

 

Ha! Trigonometry is pretty racy too.

 

In high school I recall having a beautiful but difficult math teacher. She was easy on the eyes and hard on the pupils!

 

Ha! Perhaps an interpretive dance would've earned some extra credit?

 

Only if it's a line dance.

 

Why is it I can calculate the exact location of the sun's location relating to any given coordinate in my head but I can't do basic algebra?

 

I guess your mind just isn't X-rated. : D

 

I've learned never to play billiards against a trigonometry, geometry or physics teacher. Bloody sharks they are!

 

I'm partial to them myself. I guess that is our common denominator.

 

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by it's diameter?

 

pumpkin pi

 

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. (Charles R Darwin)
A statistician is someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an accountant.

 

Why did the singular matrix wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

Because if I am going to idempotent I want to like idemportant ... OK so linear algebra was not all that funny.

 

Woot! Woot!

 

I never understood why some mathematicians refuse to cosine a loan.

 

What do you get when a quadrilateral crashes?

 

A rhombus

 

Nope.