Math Humor

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Sara-s, Feb 24, 2013.

  1. Paul Turner

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  2. Jayaruh

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  4. Dzia Dzia

    Dzia Dzia Entitled to whine

    Which one is Gazursky?
     
  5. Paul Turner

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    I bet it's the man on the right(our right)
     
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  6. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    The one with the bowling ball. :rofl:
     
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  7. Paul Turner

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    the tympani always looks good to me as a ground-breaker. And, good one richgem!!!
     
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  8. Dzia Dzia

    Dzia Dzia Entitled to whine

    That would be Tom Tom Magursky?
     
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  9. Jayaruh

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    Obeying the road sines.
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  10. Jayaruh

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    He is the one playing the rhombus. Must I explain everything?
     
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  11. Dzia Dzia

    Dzia Dzia Entitled to whine

    I hate math.
     
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  12. Dzia Dzia

    Dzia Dzia Entitled to whine

    Isn't that a Ford C-Max?
     
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  13. Jayaruh

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    I don't think so, Don.
     
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  14. Paul Turner

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    Funny you should say that..I just went shopping and picked up the small size Pom Poms (Pomegranate seeds....yummy)
     
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  15. Dzia Dzia

    Dzia Dzia Entitled to whine

    Is the fruit still on the seeds? I like pomegranates but never buy them. I don't like peeling away skin to dig out a few pieces of very little fruit around a bunch of seeds.
     
  16. Paul Turner

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    You get the fruity taste from the seeds. No peeling needed.
     
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  17. Herm2502

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    Oh....it's so clear now...
     
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  18. Paul Turner

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    Algebra 2 is as far as I got.
     
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  19. Herm2502

    Herm2502 off to elf practice

    Similarly...

    Scientists decided to definitively determine what 1+1 was. First they called in a mathematician who stated that 1+1 was 2. Too simple, they thought, so they brought in an engineer who stated that 1+1 was between 1.904030 and 2.4949595. Still not convinced, an attorney was consulted and he cited court case after court cased that stated that 1+1 was 17. Finally an accountant was brought into the room. "What is 1+1?" the scientists asked. The accountant thought for a moment, went and closed the door, came back and quietly said, "What do you want it to be?"
     
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  20. Herm2502

    Herm2502 off to elf practice

    Now quit playing with your numbers and behave yourself. $30 Paid - $25 rent - $2 tip = $3. $1 for each guy.
     

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