[SIZE=-1]Two rednecks hired a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They each bagged two moose.[/SIZE] [SIZE=-1]As they started loading the plane for the return trip home, the pilot told them the plane could take only two moose and that they would have to leave two.[/SIZE] [SIZE=-1]The rednecks objected strongly. One told the pilot, "Hell, last year we shot four moose and the pilot let us put them all on board and he had the same plane as yours."[/SIZE] [SIZE=-1]The other chimed in, "Yeah, but then he was a damned good pilot."[/SIZE] [SIZE=-1]Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all four were loaded. Unfortunately, even at full power, the plane couldn't handle the load and went down shortly after takeoff.[/SIZE] [SIZE=-1]Climbing out of the wreckage, one asked the other, "Any idea where we are?"[/SIZE] [SIZE=-1]He replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year." [/SIZE]
