My 11 year old sister just told me this joke- A man was walking down the beach one day and found a lamp. He thought it looked dirty to he started wiping it off and next thing he knew, a genie came out and said "I'll grant you 3 wishes, but your ex-wife gets double what you get." The man wishes for a convertible and he gets one. He's enjoying it and the genie reminds him "Don't forget, your ex-wife has 2 convertibles in her driveway right now." The man wished for a million dollars next, and he got it. The genie informed him again, his ex-wife got 2 million. The man took a deep breath, as if preparing himself for his final wish. He said, "OK, I'm ready... for my final wish, I want you to beat me half to death."
